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I am afraid to be eaten by dinosaurs ,do you think I am kidding? do
you suppose I am in delirium ?just a moment ! I tell you my story ;
once I wanted to go to a festivity in north of Sweden ,this festivity is
held annually in winter .
I was in a company of one of my friends ,suddenly he urged me to go a
fortune teller ,as I did not believe in these fiddle-faddles I mocked him off ,he
told me : Let's go , you will believe what you hear , I said ok just to have something to
laugh at him ,so I went with him .
The fortune teller put me a cup of black coffee ,when I mentioned sugar ,he told me
this coffee is for fortune telling so there must be no sugar and no milk
within ,the ghosts like only black coffee ."
By the way ,in short ,I swallowed the damn bitter coffee ,fortune teller
took my cup and put it upside down on a saucer , then he took it up
after some minutes ,suddenly he almost screamed ,he uttered : you
have got 3 dangers ,if you are smart enough and lucky too for the first
2 danger ,you will handle them somehow ,but there is no scape for the
third one ,I see a dog , an elephant and a dinosaur ," -I burst into
laughing and I did not allow him to finish his words ,I told my friend
:"Let's get hell out of here and buy me a bottle of beer just to retaliate the
bitterness of that damn black coffee "
When we were busy with this fiddle-faddles and did not care about
ourselves ,I kicked off on a dog which was with his master ,it bit my
trousers instead ,my trousers was sheared apart to my knee ,my
friend said : Did you see ? -Did you see? .he was right .but I said : Stop
with foolish words ! Maybe you get a dinosaur from ice age in
Sweden ,but how do you get an elephant ?
At this time a classmate on the other side of the street came to us and
said that he had bought 2 tickets for circus to go there with his girlfriend but they can not go ,"Nobody is better than you to go there " ,I
surprisingly said if there was a circus there ,he said: No but a circus will
come to town next week and there would be show with tigers
,lions,leopards and other animals .he said :there is a funny elephant
which receives the tickets with his trunk at the entrance ,if you check
their site ,you will surely like it .He left me amazed so the fortune
teller's second prediction came true .
It is about 25 days since I have not got out of my house ,I listen to news
and browse the internet to find out if it was seen any dinosaur ,I called
police several times to ask their protection , but they do not pay
attention to my request ,last time I called the city police headmaster
quarreling with him and he replied laughing : we do not have idle police officer ,
do you want us to give you a Colt for protecting yourself ?
I said : No , your Colt is not useful ,-he said if Winchester is good enough
.I replied : Winchester is too small , I need at least several tanks to
protect me . As he was laughing so hard he asked me: Which country
has provoked you to war ? I said angrily : Not any country ,I am not going to war
any country , a dinosaur is going to eat me .
He told me : I send you the only help I can afford as soon as possible . I
was very disquietude ,waiting for several tanks but an ambulance for
mentally ill persons came to me ,the assistants said if I feel so bad they can
hospitalize me in mentally ill ward .
Why nobody believes me ? ,by the way do you have any news about
the dinosaur ?
AZAD:SE G+
I am afraid to be eaten by dinosaurs ,do you think I am kidding? do
you suppose I am in delirium ?just a moment ! I tell you my story ;
once I wanted to go to a festivity in north of Sweden ,this festivity is
held annually in winter .
I was in a company of one of my friends ,suddenly he urged me to go a
fortune teller ,as I did not believe in these fiddle-faddles I mocked him off ,he
told me : Let's go , you will believe what you hear , I said ok just to have something to
laugh at him ,so I went with him .
The fortune teller put me a cup of black coffee ,when I mentioned sugar ,he told me
this coffee is for fortune telling so there must be no sugar and no milk
within ,the ghosts like only black coffee ."
By the way ,in short ,I swallowed the damn bitter coffee ,fortune teller
took my cup and put it upside down on a saucer , then he took it up
after some minutes ,suddenly he almost screamed ,he uttered : you
have got 3 dangers ,if you are smart enough and lucky too for the first
2 danger ,you will handle them somehow ,but there is no scape for the
third one ,I see a dog , an elephant and a dinosaur ," -I burst into
laughing and I did not allow him to finish his words ,I told my friend
:"Let's get hell out of here and buy me a bottle of beer just to retaliate the
bitterness of that damn black coffee "
When we were busy with this fiddle-faddles and did not care about
ourselves ,I kicked off on a dog which was with his master ,it bit my
trousers instead ,my trousers was sheared apart to my knee ,my
friend said : Did you see ? -Did you see? .he was right .but I said : Stop
with foolish words ! Maybe you get a dinosaur from ice age in
Sweden ,but how do you get an elephant ?
At this time a classmate on the other side of the street came to us and
said that he had bought 2 tickets for circus to go there with his girlfriend but they can not go ,"Nobody is better than you to go there " ,I
surprisingly said if there was a circus there ,he said: No but a circus will
come to town next week and there would be show with tigers
,lions,leopards and other animals .he said :there is a funny elephant
which receives the tickets with his trunk at the entrance ,if you check
their site ,you will surely like it .He left me amazed so the fortune
teller's second prediction came true .
It is about 25 days since I have not got out of my house ,I listen to news
and browse the internet to find out if it was seen any dinosaur ,I called
police several times to ask their protection , but they do not pay
attention to my request ,last time I called the city police headmaster
quarreling with him and he replied laughing : we do not have idle police officer ,
do you want us to give you a Colt for protecting yourself ?
I said : No , your Colt is not useful ,-he said if Winchester is good enough
.I replied : Winchester is too small , I need at least several tanks to
protect me . As he was laughing so hard he asked me: Which country
has provoked you to war ? I said angrily : Not any country ,I am not going to war
any country , a dinosaur is going to eat me .
He told me : I send you the only help I can afford as soon as possible . I
was very disquietude ,waiting for several tanks but an ambulance for
mentally ill persons came to me ,the assistants said if I feel so bad they can
hospitalize me in mentally ill ward .
Why nobody believes me ? ,by the way do you have any news about
the dinosaur ?
AZAD:SE G+
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